MEET GOON WASH

The 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, beard wash, and ball wash that simplifies your entire routine.
One bottle replaces five. No clutter. No nonsense. Just a deep clean that hydrates, strengthens, and leaves you smelling fresh all day.

FRAGRANCES:

Aqua di Goon Profound

Inspired by the modern aquatic classic Aqua di Gio Profondo, this clean, sophisticated scent balances freshness and depth for everyday wear.

Fragrance Family: Aquatic Aromatic
Top Notes: Marine accord, bergamot, green mandarin
Heart Notes: Rosemary, lavender, cypress
Base Notes: Mineral amber, musk, patchouli

Smells Like: Crisp ocean air and smooth woods with a citrus lift. Clean, confident, and effortlessly fresh.

The Toxic Avenger: Isotope No. 9

Inspired by Creed Virgin Island Water and Aventus, This fragrance opens with a bright surge of lime and crushed pineapple, layered over a wave of clean marine air.

Fragrance Family - Fresh aquatic

Top notes: Pineapple, Green Apple, Lime, Ozone
Mid notes: Jasmine, Coconut Water, Blackcurrant Leaf
Base notes: Smoked Birchwood, Musk, Ambergris

245-Trioxin - Return of the Living Dead

Inspired by YSL L'Homme for Men and Gucci Guilty Black for Men. A smoky green fragrance that develops into a bright smoky cedarwood.

Fragrance Family - Smoky green

Top notes: Bergamot, Cardamom, Pink Pepper
Heart notes: Lavender, Green Herbs, Orange Blossom
Base notes: Cedarwood, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods

Trash No. 245 - Return of the Living Dead

Inspired by YSL Y, Versace Eros Flame and Dior Fahrenheit. Trash No. 245 is the essence of punk horror rebellion, bottled. Inspired by the most infamous character in Return of the Living Dead, this fragrance captures the raw, untamed energy of her cemetery dance and her obsession with death, sex, and chaos.

Top notes: Bergamot, Mandarin, Aldehydes
Heart notes: Black Pepper, Rosemary, Incense
Base notes: Vanilla, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods, Musk

Fire and Brimstone

Inspired by the pits of hell. Fire and Brimstone. Demons cracking a cold one next to a bonfire on a brisk Fall evening.

Top notes: Pink Pepper, Brimstone
Middle notes: Vetiver, Patchouli, Smoke
Base notes: Ambroxan, Firewood, Iso E Super

Clinically Proven Power: Saw Palmetto Extract

Saw Palmetto (Serenoa Serrulata) has been clinically shown to help block DHT, the hormone responsible for hair thinning.
By reducing DHT buildup at the follicle level, it helps maintain thicker, stronger hair and a healthier scalp.

In Goon Wash, it’s paired with hydrating oils and vitamins to support scalp balance and beard strength. So you’re not just getting clean, you’re helping your hairline live to fight another day.

How to Use

Apply to wet hair, beard, or body.
Lather generously.
Rinse and conquer.

Perfect For

Everyday use on hair, beard, and body
Gym bags, travel, and busy routines
Anyone who wants one product that does it all

Shampoo & Conditioner